I am not too happy right now. I am not in my proper home and the human here thinks SHE is the alpha cat! And the three cats who live here agree! What is wrong with them?
I have hissed and growled at her, but she tells me in a rather condescending way, "Oh, stop." And then she has the temerity to pet me! Outrageous!
Well, in no time, I shall prove that I am the alpha cat... Even though it hasn't worked any of the times I have stayed here before. Sigh, this human is really dense.
Maybe I shouldn't be so nice to her when she visits me at MY home. Though she does cuddle me nicely and makes me lovely outfits. Oh bother, I don't know what to do.
I know, I will lie here and look cute.